The series continues. Like any good plot, pacing is essential. As such, while dinosaurs are most certainly on the menu, they shouldn’t be just bursting onto the scene from the word go. First you have to wade through page after page of excruciating exposition on airport security and in flight movies before our heroes ever arrive at the dino country of their destination. Return your tray tables to the upright position and buckle in, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
As should be apparent, we have returned from our holiday. We went to Italy and drove around between various campsites, installing ourselves in locations of opulence and luxury and eating all of the gelato. Slight problems arose from reliance on a road map of Italy that showed the country in rather smaller scale than might have been helpful, and also dated back to a time when Yugoslavia was still one of Italy’s neighbours. Only the timely intervention of GPS on a mobile phone prevented catastrophic holiday issues. I can’t quite remember what people did before sat nav, but since I haven’t heard too many stories, I assume that people who got lost abroad just used to accept it and start a new life wherever they found themselves. Like so many things, we may never know for sure.