*Activating pre-recorded message*
The kiwi has felt for some time that he could do with a pet. Something he can name, boss around and bring him his slippers. However, because he is also a fool, he thought the best way to do this would be to go fishing. We’ll see how this plays out.
I’m out of the country all this week, so if you order a t shirt in the meantime it will be posted when I get back, on 30 July.
*Update-o-tron going into hibernation*
Nar-whaaaaaaat?
I hope this means we’ll be seeing a lot of his new companion.