Things are getting hairy in Jurassic Park. It is sort of uncharacteristic of the kiwi to lend a hand to another person if there is even a remote chance of it costing him anything. His one weakness however, is his natural avian obsession with twitter. If you ever want to get a bird to do anything for you, promise it some retweets. Little guys are even more nuts for that than they are for seeds and fat balls.
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