I’ve never actually required the services of a bodyguard myself – someone willing to fling themselves into danger for my protection. Perhaps it’s the high level of dedication that the movies suggest, but you would expect there to be a minimum level of service, which this badger simply does not meet.
The normal response might be to terminate his employment at this point, but you don’t get to be anywhere as a badger without developing some talent for avoiding the issue.
Also in this issue – just a small taster of the wide range of hats and accessories available with the standard issue badger bodyguard!
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