Today, Badger signs up for the military. He’s pretty fickle though, I wouldn’t expect it to last more than a few days.

The military must turn over a pretty darn large quantity of hair in a given year. Most people might just accept that, but you have to wonder: what do they really need all of it for? The market for hair stuffed pillows is relatively small, which really only leaves one explanation. One Legged Kiwi will shortly begin production of hair-proof armour – when the satellite mounted hair rays start firing you don’t want to be the only one who left home unprepared.

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