Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup


There’s a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming out! It looks, uh, interesting. Well, kinda dumb. I’d still watch it though. You know, for research purposes.

My brother came up with the meat for this one, whereupon, like a pair of skilled European rats, we moulded it into something that was at the very least edible, that would not provoke any kind of gag reflex in the readership. I cannot say as much for our previous foray into French cuisine territory.


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